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Goode marningks.
I get you a frayshe cup of coffee, ahn?
I know how you like eet. [kisses your cheek with mustached face]
I be right back, you stay 'erre.
My Associate, he will breeng you zuh pastries, ahn?

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Goode marningks.
I get you a frayshe cup of coffee, ahn?
I know how you like eet. [kisses your cheek with mustached face]
I be right back, you stay 'erre.
My Associate, he will breeng you zuh pastries, ahn?